|"Time to go to bed Mom. I'll sit here and groom myself while you wash your face. Life would be so much easier if you could lick yourself clean like I do. Humans...such strange animals."|
|"Hey Mom, I'm getting bored here waiting for you to turn the water on."|
|"You need to brush those back teeth just a little longer before you try to maneuver around or over me. Just make sure you don't get any toothpaste on me when you try to spit into this sink I'm blocking."|
Earlier that day...
|"I'll help you make the bed...just checking on these freshly line dried sheets for you. Oh they smell good!"|
|"What do you mean this bed is not for me? Why does Tutu get to have her own bed when she visits and I have to share with you? You don't even let me have this bed when she is not here. What's up with that?"|
|"I guess this will pass inspection once you get that pillow behind my tail put up where it belongs. I still don't understand why this can't be my bed. I thought I owned everything in this house."|